I remember this one time I was having dinner at my ex’s house, it was BLT night. His sister straight up flipped her lid because she thought there wouldn’t be enough bacon for her(which there totally was). She started yelling and screaming and cussing at her parents. At some point her and her mom were having it out in the front yard and all you could make out was Sarah yelling “YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE BACON!” and it was just the funniest shit.
By the end of the night her dad slapped her, popped her car tiers, and she was kicked out of her house.
Needless to say I got all the bacon.